SHRINK I AM HERE TO TELL YOU I AM APPLYING FOR THE JOB VACATED BY (BENEDICT BUTTERNUTS)YOU TREATED THIS CLOWN LIKE A SON AND WHATS THE THANKS HE GOES ACROSS THE STREET AND KISS'S MAJOR CHICKEN SH-TS ARSE.I HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGES IN HIS STYLE OVER THERE ALREADY THIS KID IS A PHONY I CANT WAIT UNTIL HE STARTS POSTING PICTURES OF NAKED BROADS AT MAJORS PLACE HE WOULDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO.SHRINK I HAVE A RESUME A MILE LONG BUT LETS JUST CUT THROUGH THE CHASE ARE YOU GOING TO HIRE AN IRISH AMERICAN TO REPRESENT YOUR BOARD ROOM.I KNOW THAT 90% OF THE BOARD ROOM IS FILLED WITH WHINY JEWS BUT I WILL ADJUST ILL JUST BRING BAGALS INSTEAD OF DOUGHNUTS.SHRINK ONETHING ABOUT BEANTOWNJIM I WILL NEVER STAB YOU IN THE BACK I AM A STAND UP GUY IF WE DO EVER HAVE A DISAGREAMENT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY ME MY BACK PAY WITH A LITTLE BONUS AND WE WILL TEAR UP MY CONTRACT.FIRST SICK GAMBLER USES YOU NOW UNCLEBUTTERNUTS USES YOU SHRINK HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF SPORTS FORUMS.IF I DO GET THIS MANAGEMENT POSITION THIS FORUM WILL BE RUN LIKE A PRISON CAMP AND IF ANYBODY ACTS UP THEY WILL DEAL WITH MY ASSISTANT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.SO SHRINK I AM SENDING YOU A LIST OF MY STAFF I WANT YOU TO LOOK IT OVER AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIT ME AND MY POSSE ON YOUR BUDGET.THANKS FOR CONSIDERING BEANTOWNJIM FOR A MODERATORS POSITION SHRINK YOUR PAL FOREVER,BEANTOWNJIM
BEANTOWNJIM 50,000 THOUSAND A YEAR OR 1.00 DOLLAR A POST YOUR CALL SHRINK
BEANTOWNJIMS SECURITY TEAM (SHRINK I WILL NEED PROTECTION FROM ANGRY POSTERS SO I AM HIRING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN 30,000 A YEAR
BEANTOWNJIMS SECRETARY SHRINK ALL MODERATORS NEED A SECRETARY TO MAKE SURE THE SPONSORS PAY THERE TAB.I WOULD PREFER A NICE LOOKING BLOND BUT IF YOU WANT TO CUT COSTS ON MY SECRETARY ILL TAKE A BLACK BROAD AS LONG AS SHE PUTS OUT.SHE WILL RUN US ABOUT 20 GRAND A YEAR PLUS CONDOMS I HEARD BLACK CHICKS LIKE TO HAVE FUN SO ADD ANOTHER 200 DOLLARS FOR CONDOMS.
AND FINALLY SHRINK I NEED TO HIRE A COUPLE OF GOONS WHO DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH AT MY STUPID POSTS BUTTERNUTS HAD JOURNEYMAN AND OLDFRIEND AND RPM ILL TAKE DENNIS,DICKY W,AND JUDGE WAPNER THIS WILL COST US PEANUTS 800 A YEAR.
SO SHRINK THERE YOU HAVE IT BEANTOWNJIMS BUDGET TO BECOME A MODERATOR HERE AT THE PRESCRIPTION.YOU GO OVER THE NUMBERS AND CALL ME LATER I CAN BE A FLEXABLE IN SOME AREAS EXCEPT THE SECRATERY AND MY SALARY THESE ARE NON NEGOTIONABLE,THANKS PARTNER,BEANTOWNJIM
BEANTOWNJIM 50,000 THOUSAND A YEAR OR 1.00 DOLLAR A POST YOUR CALL SHRINK
BEANTOWNJIMS SECURITY TEAM (SHRINK I WILL NEED PROTECTION FROM ANGRY POSTERS SO I AM HIRING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN 30,000 A YEAR
BEANTOWNJIMS SECRETARY SHRINK ALL MODERATORS NEED A SECRETARY TO MAKE SURE THE SPONSORS PAY THERE TAB.I WOULD PREFER A NICE LOOKING BLOND BUT IF YOU WANT TO CUT COSTS ON MY SECRETARY ILL TAKE A BLACK BROAD AS LONG AS SHE PUTS OUT.SHE WILL RUN US ABOUT 20 GRAND A YEAR PLUS CONDOMS I HEARD BLACK CHICKS LIKE TO HAVE FUN SO ADD ANOTHER 200 DOLLARS FOR CONDOMS.
AND FINALLY SHRINK I NEED TO HIRE A COUPLE OF GOONS WHO DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH AT MY STUPID POSTS BUTTERNUTS HAD JOURNEYMAN AND OLDFRIEND AND RPM ILL TAKE DENNIS,DICKY W,AND JUDGE WAPNER THIS WILL COST US PEANUTS 800 A YEAR.
SO SHRINK THERE YOU HAVE IT BEANTOWNJIMS BUDGET TO BECOME A MODERATOR HERE AT THE PRESCRIPTION.YOU GO OVER THE NUMBERS AND CALL ME LATER I CAN BE A FLEXABLE IN SOME AREAS EXCEPT THE SECRATERY AND MY SALARY THESE ARE NON NEGOTIONABLE,THANKS PARTNER,BEANTOWNJIM
